Please let me a win some kind of insane contest and get an agent w/o actually having to write another query. You really should consider this request, as you know (and I know) that I don't have a lot of sanity anyhow, and this process is REALLY beginning to grate on it. I know, I know. I'm sure you have bigger problems, more urgent requests from more saintly people, those kind of things. But I just ask you remember that time I almost prayed for a purple car but decided it wasn't worth wasting a prayer over or your time, and grant me this.